Just sit right there, and I'll tell you a tale, a tale of a faithful FUCKBALLS!
In a world of post-apocalyptic genetic mayhem, animals gained sapience, and sought their way up into civilization. And one humble crew has come together to see about making some money in the Great Lakes region. It is a humble crew, looking to explore their part of the world.
Gadget - Ship's captain and chief mechanic - Ferret
Wash - Chief of marketing and sales, also has cartoon Tourette's - Raccoon
Trip - Layabout in charge of acquisitions - Fox
Luden - Absolutely not a mechanic, hired on to be Ship's cook - Mouse
Bonnie - Also not the ship's mechanic, hired on as Ship's boatwright - larger Mouse